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The Awful ends of the awfully famous

King Tut

Born: Egypt 1342 BC

Died: 1323 BC

19 Years Old

Back Up the U-Haul

Christopher Columbus

Born: Genoa, Italy 08.1451

Died: Spain 05.20.1506

54 Years Old

Death by Dirt

Pocahontas

Born: Virginia 1596

Died: England 03.21.1617

21 Years Old

Royal Hostage

Marie Antoinette

Born: Austria 11.2.1755

Died: Paris 10.16.1793

37 Years Old

I Did Not Do It On Purpose

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Born: Germany 12.17.1770

Died: Austrai 03.26.1827

56 Years Old

Between Those Ears

James A. Garfield

Born: Ohio 11.19.1831

Died: New Jersey 09.19.1881

49 Years Old

James Who?

Julius Caesar

Born: Rome, Italy 07.13.100 BC

Died: Rome, Italy 03.15.44 BC

56 Years Old

Putting the "I" in "Ides"

Henry VIII

Born: London 06.28.1491

Died: London 01.28.1547

55 Years Old

Who Not to Marry

Galileo Galilei

Born: Italy 02.15.1564

Died: Italy 01.08.1642

77 Years Old

Staying Alive

George Washington

Born: Virginia 02.22.1732

Died: Virginia 12.14.1799

67 Years Old

Little Mouth of Horrors

Edgar Allan Poe

Born: Massachusetts 01.19.1809

Died: Maryland 10.07.1849

40 Years Old

Oh, Woe is Poe

Charles Darwin

Born: England 02.12.1809

Died: England 04.19.1882

73 Years Old

What, Me Worry?

Cleopatra

Born: Egypt 69 BC

Died: Egypt 08.12.30 BC

39 Years Old

#1 Across

Elizabeth I

Born: London 09.07.1533

Died: London 03.24.1603

69 Years Old

She Kept Her Head

Wolfgang Mozart

Born: Austria 01.27.1756

Died: Austria 12.05.1791

35 Years Old

Every Good Boy Does Fine

Napoleon Bonaparte

Born: France 08.15.1769

Died: St. Helena 05.05.1821

51 Years Old

I Hate Islands

Charles Dickens

Born: England 02.07.1812

Died: England 06.09.1870

58 Years Old

A Tale of Two Brains

Marie Curie

Born: Poland 11.07.1867

Died: France 07.04.1934

66 Years Old

You Glow, Girl

Albert Einstein

Born: Germany 03.14.1879

Died: New Jersey 04.18.1955

76 Years Old

Einstein = Massive Cranium?

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